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Gotta get out, gotta, gotta, get somewhere
Cause I’m nowhere in this place
My Gran thinks that I, that I am a Squib
I know that’s bogus, just you wait
Well I got, I got, I got my letter
My Hogwarts letter just today
I knew I could, I could do magic
Put my baggage on that train
I’m going to Hogwarts, I can’t wait to get there
I’m going to Hogwarts, I can’t wait to get there
I can’t wait, can’t wait, can’t wait for that day
Yeah that I’m placed in Gryffindor
Mom and dad, mom and dad would be so proud
Oh yeah so proud of their baby boy
I’m going to Hogwarts, I can’t wait to get there
I’m going to Hogwarts, I can’t wait to get there
We’re going to Hogwarts, we can’t wait to get there
We’re going to Hogwarts, we can’t wait to get there
We’re going to Hogwarts, we can’t wait to get there
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Trevor The Toad
02:34
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Trevor the Toad he’s my best friend
He’s my best friend, he’s my best friend
Trevor the Toad he’s my best friend
He follows me everywhere I go
I have the greatest friend at Hogwarts, he’s always there for me
We have so much fun together, even in a library
He always tells the funniest jokes and makes the goofiest faces
And when he runs around he takes me to the best places
Don’t tell me he’s just a toad, he’s so much more than that
He’s the greatest animal of all, and boy that makes me glad, because
Trevor the Toad he’s my best friend
He’s my best friend, he’s my best friend
Trevor the Toad he’s my best friend
He follows me everywhere I go
On a day with a nice breeze Trevor likes to fly a kite
And sometimes we arm wrassle, he uses all of his might
He beats me when we play chess, he always takes my queen
On a hot day we like to relax and share a bowl of ice cream
Just last week we had someone draw caricatures of us
Maybe someday we can play a plank on Stan from the Knight Bus
Trevor the Toad he’s my best friend
He’s my best friend, he’s my best friend
Trevor the Toad he’s my best friend
He follows me everywhere I go
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End Of Year Feast
03:03
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Who would have guessed at the of End Year Feast
Everyone would shake my hand to congratulate me
Standing up to my friends, well I was so scared
Whoa
My extra 10 points helped to win the House Cup
I never thought that I would have so much good luck
So dumbfounded when Dumbledore said my name
Whoa
Waiting in the dark sitting in my PJ’s
I was petrified way before Hermione waved her wand
Confronting Harry was the worst
He was the, the only one that ever stood up for me
Because of this I can’t believe the fame
Of all these people even Fred and George they know my name
I can do something right, I’m not a total joke
Whoa
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I Hate Cornish Pixies
01:31
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I hate, I hate Cornish Pixies
I hate, I hate Cornish Pixies
I hate, I hate Cornish Pixies
Why is it always me
Just after Lockhart’s class they wouldn’t leave me alone
Followed me in the bathroom, shower, spread toe jam on my toast
They spat in my pumpkin juice, used my quills as toothpicks
Showed me pictures of my Gran in lingerie, boy that makes me sick
I hate, I hate Cornish Pixies
I hate, I hate Cornish Pixies
I hate, I hate Cornish Pixies
Why is it always me
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Oh Pomona
03:11
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I know that I’m only 13, you’re the only that’s nice to me
All the kids in class think that I am a doof
You’ve got wild hair all over the place, and lots of dirt covers your face
And on your robes you’ve got bubotuber puss
In your class I sure as heck am not a dunce
Oh Pomona Sprout you make me so happy
When you look my way I get a feeling of ecstasy
Like Devil’s Snare you’ve got ahold of heart
Oh Pomona Sprout please rescue me
You make me feel really smart, you shared with me a treacle tart
Around you I feel most comfortable
You’re the head of House Huflepuff, what he heck is a Snargaluff
I always look forward to your class
Please realize that I’m not benign a spaz
Oh Pomona Sprout you make me so happy
When you look my way I get a feeling of ecstasy
Like Devil’s Snare you’ve got ahold of heart
Oh Pomona Sprout please rescue me
No girls ever look at me
They always stare at Harry
I just can’t stop these feelings
Oh please rescue me
Oh Pomona Sprout you make me so happy
When you look my way I get a feeling of ecstasy
Like Devil’s Snare you’ve got ahold of heart
Oh Pomona Sprout please rescue me
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Lupin Vs. Snape
03:28
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I just found out that two of my professors
Were classmates here at Hogwarts together
I wonder what it was like in those days
Professors Lupin and Snape weren’t exactly chums
Snape thought that Lupin, he was werewolf scum
I’m pretty sure he had it wrong
Professor Lupin took the Dark Arts job from Professor Snape
In a duel you’d win and put that greasy slimeball right in his place
Oh man it would be such a gas
To see Snape get knocked on his...butt
Colin should take a picture of that
You know what I find that’s the most scary
It’s the professor of Potion Making
It would be so funny to see that jerk in my Gran’s undies
Professor Lupin took the Dark Arts job from Professor Snape
In a duel you’d win and put that greasy slimeball right in his place
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At The Yuleball
03:26
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Put on your dancing shoes it’s now the time for us to cut loose
Get down with all our friends
Who knew that I could cut a rug, Ron’s over there sitting like a slug
I hope this night will never end
Come on we’ll dance the night away
We’ll party ‘til the break of day
Right now, you can have it all
If you cut it loose at the Yuleball
Our favorite band’s now playing loud, come on and jump into the crowd
Even Viktor Krum is on the play
We’ve got to rock, rock, rock it out, come on everybody scream and shout
Let’s party Hogwarts to it’s core
Come on we’ll dance the night away
We’ll party ‘til the break of day
Right now, you can have it all
If you cut it loose at the Yuleball
Like Muggle kids at their prom, us Wizard kids’ll dance all night long
We’ll enchant the band to play on and on
On and on, On and on, On and on, On and on
Come on we’ll dance the night away
We’ll party ‘til the break of day
Right now, you can have it all
If you cut it loose at the Yuleball
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The Family Name
03:58
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The last few weeks I have spent
Thinking I don’t live up to my parents
They were so brave, and so strong too
I wish I didn’t always act like a fool
But I do
I’m sorry that I’m not like my old pop
I didn’t mean to bring shame to the family name
I’m sorry that I’m not like my old pop
I didn’t mean to bring shame to the family name
Everything I do turns out wrong
I start to wonder if I belong
In this world of grand magic
Cause I’m almost just like a Squib
Like a Squib
I’m sorry that I’m not like my old pop
I didn’t mean to bring shame to the family name
I’m sorry that I’m not like my old pop
I didn’t mean to bring shame to the family name
I’ll show them all that I am meant to be
Here at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Everyone will see that I’m the son
Of aurors Frank and Alice Longbotoom
I know that I’m not like my old pop
But I won’t bring any shame to the family name
I know that I’m not like my old pop
But I won’t bring any shame to the family name
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You Can't Stop The D.A.
03:23
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You can’t stop the DA
We’ll put down any Deatheaters that get in our way
You can’t stop the DA
We’ll put down any Deatheaters that get in our way
Voldemort’s back, can’t just wait for him to attack
We can’t deny that we must be ready to fight
I am so scared, am I prepared?
Well I don’t know, I don’t know if I can do this
I hope that, I hope that I’m not worthless
But thanks to Harry I’m confident now
You can’t stop the DA
We’ll put down any Deatheaters that get in our way
You can’t stop the DA
We’ll put down any Deatheaters that get in our way
Poor Cedric died, so to save the rest of our lives
We’ll teach ourselves, we don’t need the Ministries help
Oh Umbridge, you’re useless
You don’t teach, your don’t teach any of this stuff
You think that, you think that theory is enough
We won’t sit by and watch our friends die
You can’t stop the DA
We’ll put down any Deatheaters that get in our way
You can’t stop the DA
We’ll put down any Deatheaters that get in our way
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If I Were Anyone
03:55
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I wonder what it’d be like to be like Harry
Well I’d be so happy to show off that scar
If I was Sirius Black, so confident and cool
I would have ruled the school with the Marauders
Who would I choose to be
If I were anyone but me
It’d be cool but you see
I’m ok with being me
I’m ok with being me
To be Fred and George, yeah that’d be so wicked
I’d tell that witch Umbridge where to stick all her rules
Or maybe Viktor Krum, yeah that’d be so crazy
To have all the ladies swarm around me now
Who would I choose to be
If I were anyone but me
It’d be cool but you see
I’m happy just being me
Oh yeah, Oh yeah
Who would I choose to be
If I were anyone but me
It’d be cool but you see
I’m happy just being me
Oh yeah, Oh yeah
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When Hell Freezes Over
02:53
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Now I’m staring at him face to face
Oh no, do I have the strength
If I give in, then who will save my friends
If I give then will this be the end
I’ve got to stand up
I’ve got to fight back
Don’t give up now, all hope’s not lost
I won’t let them take us down without a fight
Well it’s ok, I’m afraid too
I won’t let them take us down without a fight
I’m so scared I can feel my heart beat
Out of my chest it makes me want to scream
I know exactly just what’s at stake
If I don’t cut off the head of that snake
I’ve got to stand up
I’ve got to fight back
What do I say?
I’ll join you when Hell freezes over
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